The Horse Race
The Line up:
In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties
In lane 4. Conscience
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
In lane 6. Clean Sheets
In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big Dick
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
In lane 10. Merry Cherry
AND THEY'RE OFF!!!
Conscience is left behind at the gate
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry
Heavy Bosom is being pressured
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs
and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.
AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and
Big Dick is pushing in
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick
AT THE STRETCH:
Merry Cherry pops under the strain
Bare Belly is making a final push
Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming
AT THE FINISH:
It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and
Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer
It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes
through with one final thrust and wins by a head...
Bare Belly slows,
Thighs weakens,
Heavy Bosom pulls up,
and Clean Sheets never had a chance
Note: Not original. Collated from an email
In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties
In lane 4. Conscience
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
In lane 6. Clean Sheets
In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big Dick
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
In lane 10. Merry Cherry
AND THEY'RE OFF!!!
Conscience is left behind at the gate
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry
Heavy Bosom is being pressured
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs
and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.
AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and
Big Dick is pushing in
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick
AT THE STRETCH:
Merry Cherry pops under the strain
Bare Belly is making a final push
Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming
AT THE FINISH:
It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and
Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer
It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes
through with one final thrust and wins by a head...
Bare Belly slows,
Thighs weakens,
Heavy Bosom pulls up,
and Clean Sheets never had a chance
Note: Not original. Collated from an email
posted by Raconteur at 9:45 PM
6 Comments:
Great post! Gives a new meaning to the term "horsing around". Will be back.
Ooooh, have you become a racing correspondent? Which paper, which paper? I totally dig racing correspondents, I think they are totally dazzlingly debonair and stylish. I always knew you had it in you to write. But tell me, why do racehorses always have such funny names? *giggle giggle*
Bravo! Bravo! If there are more such races, I will look to become an ardent punter!
That was really funny !!! enjoyed totally ..!!!
real good one!!
It's completely a case of "Come on Dover! Move your bloomin' arse!"
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